Now I get some questions but one always stands out from the rest “Mr Zander, can I smash Diva?” And you know what I hear you, and for that all I can say is!…….

No, no you cant. She’s not real! And if she was real she would knock you across the face and you’d see a restraining order from her the first you wake up! She doesn’t wish to be horny, just to be happy! So all I can recommend is to go outside and talk to real people, life’s not always like a porno you know! :)